Return to Sender

 

RETURN TO SENDER

 

 

 

He'd bought a pig in a poke

 

A mail order bride

 

Her neck he wanted to choke

 

And throw the bag outside

 

 

 

The picture she had sent

 

Was a monstrous lie

 

One of her tits was bent

 

It certainly caught the eye

 

 

 

Not in for a bit of old

 

But that was what he got

 

Looking more like leaf mold

 

Fungus on the spot

 

 

 

Yes, he'd made a mistake

 

She'd have to go away

 

No duck for the drake

 

No stuffing for today

 

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