Dago Dazzler

 

DAGO DAZZLER

 

 

 

We all know Botticelli

 

He ate just vermicelli

 

Inside was a knot

 

So he farted a lot

 

His botty was rather smelly

 

 

 

And when not at a disco

 

He was up there painting a fresco

 

Then he paused for a snack

 

From a pack on his back

 

Took a burger and lots of tabisco

 

 

 

He wasn't too keen on the fluff

 

Mention girls, he'd go into a huff

 

Asked would he wed

 

Said he'd rather be dead

 

Well, he would if he were a puff

 

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Comments (3)

  1. scarletts_letters

    You can tell by the birth of venus that he’s gay, lovely work though I like it a lot.

    August 31, 2015
  2. wartfinder

    Oh, I hate Renaissance stuff. To me, painting came alive with the Impressionists. BTW, the title Dago Dazzler is a document, quite boring, Google & see

    August 31, 2015
  3. blushingaura

    Very witty Mr.

    September 01, 2015