Dago Dazzler






We all know Botticelli


He ate just vermicelli


Inside was a knot


So he farted a lot


His botty was rather smelly




And when not at a disco


He was up there painting a fresco


Then he paused for a snack


From a pack on his back


Took a burger and lots of tabisco




He wasn't too keen on the fluff


Mention girls, he'd go into a huff


Asked would he wed


Said he'd rather be dead


Well, he would if he were a puff


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Comments (3)

  1. scarletts_letters

    You can tell by the birth of venus that he’s gay, lovely work though I like it a lot.

    August 31, 2015
  2. wartfinder

    Oh, I hate Renaissance stuff. To me, painting came alive with the Impressionists. BTW, the title Dago Dazzler is a document, quite boring, Google & see

    August 31, 2015
  3. blushingaura

    Very witty Mr.

    September 01, 2015