Clearly Departed

 

CLEARLY DEPARTED

 

 

 

I think I'll have him cremated

 

Confounded faces all around

 

Of course I've cancelled the coffin

 

No place for him in the ground

 

 

 

Yes, it's been a mangled morning

 

What with him going off so quick

 

But the wobbling was a warning

 

And the bucket he certainly did kick

 

 

 

I remember his words, his jumbled jargon

 

His rattles and his runs to the loo

 

It was pretty clear what was happening

 

Those fizzled farts said he was through

 

 

 

Now he's gone, shall I miss him?

 

It's no longer a matter of concern

 

I think I've got a bottled bargain

 

I've got the bastard in an urn

 

 

 

 

 

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