"Take THAT, you great puff!"

    Apology on Craiglist...   To the woman I accidentally punched - m4w It was last Saturday and I was at the bar. My shitty boss made me work late Friday and then early Saturday morning. Then I was laid off at the end of the day....

Sacred relics and superstition

Relics and superstition.   The following are extracts of a book by Charles MacKay about the madness of people. People are bonkers, especially when it comes to religion.   "Next in renown were those precious relics, the tears of the...

Gate-lifting Day

Gate-lifting Day   November 5th. All the sheeple gather together with the families to set off dangerous fireworks and watch an effigy of some poor guy being burned on a huge bonfire, whereas me and my mates go gate-lifting, and it serves the...

Curry mad!!!

I am a curry addict. In fact, I think I married a curry. When I hear vindaloo, I go 'Cock-a-doodle-do!'. Her Madras is a gas. I get Chappati-happy, eat a biriani listening to Mantovani, say 'Hello' to her aloe potatoes. From small beginnings, my...

Aussie wine

It was a few days ago, news was all about record Spring heat and bushfires. Now disaster has gone from one extreme to the other! This catastrophe is in parallel with frost ruining vines in Chile, the same thing happening to wine crops in Bordeaux in...

Halloween halfwits

When I was a kid, Halloween night passed by unnoticed, meant fuck all to my generation. We didn't have much money, not to spare, and we certainly wouldn't squander what we had on shit like this. Hell, this is another scam. For the stupid and there's a...

Mystery death

A man wrote goodbye letters to his family as he lay dying in the wreckage of his van after crashing into a remote ravine in Utah. David Welch, 54, disappeared after leaving home in Manhattan, Kansas, on September 3. His body was discovered on...

What would YOU do?

What would you do in this situation?   This is taken from another site, someone citing a hypothetical situation. There were 15 responses. 10 out of 15 would avoid responsibility. Yeah, really!     “Imagine you are driving home at night...

Confidentially...

Tell me. Do you make a friend for the sole purpose of seeing who's online? Maybe you hate their guts and maybe you want to know what the bitch is doing - see what I mean? Me? I'm saying nuttin !

Water pistols are dangerous. Since when??

The old phrase, "use a gun, go to jail" apparently applies to squirt guns, too. Florida Police in Port St. Lucie arrested Giovanna Borge on Sept. 27 for battery after she allegedly squirted water at her boyfriend to antagonize and agitate him,...